Mother with Bumps, Gertrude, Gussie, Lucy, Samantha, and, of course, Ryan Gosling.
Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady’s chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn’t say his prayers,
So I took him by his left leg
And threw him down the stairs
Alfred Hitchock, going through customs, was asked by a customs official to state his occupation.
Hitchock replied that he was a producer.
‘What do you produce?’ asked the official.
‘Gooseflesh,’ replied Hitchcock.