A Gaggle of Goslings

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Mother with Bumps, Gertrude, Gussie, Lucy, Samantha, and, of course,  Ryan Gosling.

Goosey goosey gander,
Whither shall I wander?
Upstairs and downstairs
And in my lady’s chamber.
There I met an old man
Who wouldn’t say his prayers,
So I took him by his left leg
And threw him down the stairs

Alfred Hitchock, going through customs, was asked by a customs official to state his occupation. 
Hitchock replied that he was a producer.

‘What do you produce?’ asked the official. 
‘Gooseflesh,’ replied Hitchcock.

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